Sometimes it can be insulting to be described as sweet. You know what I think is sweet? Being able to rip someone’s head off and getting away with it, now that’s pretty sweet.

I am in just one of those moods.

Ah, two-thousand and ten. Already half-way into the first month of the new year there have been a lot of ‘firsts.’ And by lots, I actually mean three.

First time to the Captain’s Cabaret, previously known as Captain Cream. Rich’s friend had called him up asking if we were interested in going, and Rich’s lame answer was that he’ll go only if I go. I think he was expecting me to say no.

First time to get a $15 foot massage in Westminster. And when it’s advertised as a foot massage, it’s actually a full body, deep issue massage. Who knew?! I didn’t know! Heck yeah I’ll take a massage for $15 and I don’t care how many people are in the room with me.

First time on a cruise. Well this hasn’t happened yet but I’ll be on a boat this upcoming weekend. I just hope I don’t get sea sick, get hijacked by pirates or crash into an iceberg (so what if we’re going down to Baja, anything could happen). Oh and definitely hope not to get kidnapped by the Mexican mafia. Now that would suck.

Larry: If you wanted us to match, we should just take our shirts off.
Darrell: What? Get naked? Yeah, we haven’t done that in a while!

I can’t believe I just discovered Geekologie. Apparently I’m not as geeky as I thought. But that will change and I will have another website to waste my time on.

Halloween is coming up faster than we know it, and I’m sad to say I don’t have any plans as of yet. Though I think it would be cool to dress up as one of the creepy nurses from Silent Hill (inspired by the cosplayers at AX this year). I suppose I should dress up anyway despite not having plans. Maybe go around and scare off the neighborhood kids. Then again, I’m sure I could do that even when I’m not in costume.

I miss this blog. I miss blogging about all things nonsensical and emo. I dabble here and there on Facebook, but it’s hard to put myself out there. People on Facebook are just as annoying as they are in real life. Why I even have these people on my list? I tell myself NETWORK. You know, just in case someone’s cousin’s nephew’s neighbor is in need of an artist and will pay $$$ for it.

So what’s new in the glamorous world of Mich?

Someone at work said I looked like a “tortured artist” today since I was decked out in all black. Guess not much hasn’t changed. HA!

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